Post by Brody on Nov 7, 2016 16:20:47 GMT
D'Artagnan Jasper Lambert
It's a great name, no?
Who am I kidding, it sounds like a name backed over by a garbage truck and then scraped off the pavement to be served on a china plate for woman giving birth who is wrecked on epidural. She's too out of it to argue!
"Oh, yes, D'Artagnan is a great name, he....was a Three Musketeer, wasn't he?"
"Well, technically a fourth Musketeer."
"Who cares! I can't pronounce it, it means it must be unique!
I may be a little bitter about it, but I've learned to be okay with the name. I like to see people's heads tilt to the side in confusion when I say my name is D'Artagnan.
"W-What did you say your name was? Run that by me again?"
I speed through it like they're the ones with the problem.
"Uh, D'AR-TAGN-AN! Ah, I understand your confusion, just call me Jasper, everyone does!"
You can see that 'Why didn't you say that in the first place?' look in their eyes and I can't help but laugh on the inside.
I like a name that draws attention, I like being that kid that people have to do a double-take to hear my response to an introduction. That's what makes me a great model! A model has to draw the eyes, make everyone in the room stop and stare.
Having an unusual name is only the first step.
And hell, it's kept your attention this far, right? Perhaps you're already hooked?
Maybe you'll even listen further, too!
The question is: Have I captured your attention yet?
Name | D'Artagnan Jasper Lambert
Nickname | Jasper
Age | 21
Birthday | October 31st (That's right, baby, I'm Satan's spawn)
POB | Manhattan, New York
Orientation | Open-Minded
Year | Freshman College
Major | Modeling
Playby | Ezra Miller
Appearance | I'd say my hair is dark brown, though people who don't really pay attention just say it's black. My eyes are chocolate brown. I'm letting my hair grow out though, as recommended by a modeling coach. A friend of mine described them as such and I kind of like the description.
I'd say my build is pretty thin and my skin is pale. Many say too pale, but what the hell do they know? I'm also 5'11. I'm hoping a random growth spurt happens at an I can make it to straight up 6 feet, though.
Tattooes or Piercings | None yet, but maybe sooner or later. Maybe eventually a T-Rex on my bum or something.
Personality | My mother used to say I had an answer for everything. So, my personality is probably a little mouthy. Okay, a lot mouthy. But honestly, if people got to know me, they'd know I'm just really a panther who gets his claws out sometimes for self protection. Yeah, that's me. I'm a panther. Glean from that what you will, friends.
Likes |
I'm rather a huge fan of writing, if I'm not doing modeling gigs. I've been in a musical once or twice, just as a member of the ensemble, but if I ever got the chance to do it again, I would do it in a heartbeat. I have a collection of Pop! Vinyl Bobbleheads, which I'm currently working on finishing my Rogue One collection line. Fancy boots are my favorite thing to buy. My Chemical Romance is necessary to my existence. As well as the TV show, Friends. I really do love cats.
Dislikes | I'm a bit picky about getting dirty, it's not my favorite pastime. I'd really prefer never to get on a roller coaster due to the bad experience I had with one when I was 5. Damn Space Mountain... that poor Disney employee never saw that vomit coming. Aviator glasses don't look good on my face and I'm not a huge fan. Breakfast food is my least favorite kind of food. You can keep your processed egg blankets, McDonalds!
Family | Yeah, my mom and dad raised me in New York. I was an only child. God bless them, they tried their best, but I still turned out like this. *Laughs* My mom's name was Kathy, my dad's name was Joey. Together they ran a publishing company and I think their dream was for me to take over from them when I was old enough. There's such a lack of creativity there, though, I couldn't bear but turn the job offer down. I don't know, I would feel so caged but working in an office. It's not me.
Backstory | It's basically the same story as hearing what's going on with my parents. They really, really wanted me to take over their 'empire.' It was like a Luke versus Darth Sidious moment though when I finally told them I wasn't going to do what they said. I'm pretty sure they were wearing black cloaks and telling me to embrace the power of the Dark Side. But instead of losing my cool like Luke did, I very calmly told them no. It didn't go over well, but I was already eighteen when they had this talk with me, so there wasn't much control. Luckily, I'd done very well in school and got a scholarship that I was able to use here. They were able to afford the full price, but seeing as how I may have destroyed their plans for the future, I wanted to make it easier on them. I worked hard over the summers until I was able to pay for Metric Arts Academy by myself. I haven't really had a beef with my parents since then. If they didn't have to pay a dime for this, they really had no say. But, yeah! Now here I am, sending in this interview for my professors to get to know me! I'm stoked to start classes!
Though I don't know if you'll regret bringing me in or not! I can sometimes be a handful!
Important relationships | This is hilarious that my relationships are at the end of this video. Seems an odd thing to end with, I think we need to rethink the layout a bit. Anyway, nothing important besides a few friends that will probably barely miss me. I haven't spoken to them much since graduation aside from commenting on each other's Facebook accounts. I'm not currently in a relationship with anyone.
No one can handle my crazy!
I'd say my build is pretty thin and my skin is pale. Many say too pale, but what the hell do they know? I'm also 5'11. I'm hoping a random growth spurt happens at an I can make it to straight up 6 feet, though.
Tattooes or Piercings | None yet, but maybe sooner or later. Maybe eventually a T-Rex on my bum or something.
Personality | My mother used to say I had an answer for everything. So, my personality is probably a little mouthy. Okay, a lot mouthy. But honestly, if people got to know me, they'd know I'm just really a panther who gets his claws out sometimes for self protection. Yeah, that's me. I'm a panther. Glean from that what you will, friends.
Likes |
I'm rather a huge fan of writing, if I'm not doing modeling gigs. I've been in a musical once or twice, just as a member of the ensemble, but if I ever got the chance to do it again, I would do it in a heartbeat. I have a collection of Pop! Vinyl Bobbleheads, which I'm currently working on finishing my Rogue One collection line. Fancy boots are my favorite thing to buy. My Chemical Romance is necessary to my existence. As well as the TV show, Friends. I really do love cats.
Dislikes | I'm a bit picky about getting dirty, it's not my favorite pastime. I'd really prefer never to get on a roller coaster due to the bad experience I had with one when I was 5. Damn Space Mountain... that poor Disney employee never saw that vomit coming. Aviator glasses don't look good on my face and I'm not a huge fan. Breakfast food is my least favorite kind of food. You can keep your processed egg blankets, McDonalds!
Family | Yeah, my mom and dad raised me in New York. I was an only child. God bless them, they tried their best, but I still turned out like this. *Laughs* My mom's name was Kathy, my dad's name was Joey. Together they ran a publishing company and I think their dream was for me to take over from them when I was old enough. There's such a lack of creativity there, though, I couldn't bear but turn the job offer down. I don't know, I would feel so caged but working in an office. It's not me.
Backstory | It's basically the same story as hearing what's going on with my parents. They really, really wanted me to take over their 'empire.' It was like a Luke versus Darth Sidious moment though when I finally told them I wasn't going to do what they said. I'm pretty sure they were wearing black cloaks and telling me to embrace the power of the Dark Side. But instead of losing my cool like Luke did, I very calmly told them no. It didn't go over well, but I was already eighteen when they had this talk with me, so there wasn't much control. Luckily, I'd done very well in school and got a scholarship that I was able to use here. They were able to afford the full price, but seeing as how I may have destroyed their plans for the future, I wanted to make it easier on them. I worked hard over the summers until I was able to pay for Metric Arts Academy by myself. I haven't really had a beef with my parents since then. If they didn't have to pay a dime for this, they really had no say. But, yeah! Now here I am, sending in this interview for my professors to get to know me! I'm stoked to start classes!
Though I don't know if you'll regret bringing me in or not! I can sometimes be a handful!
Important relationships | This is hilarious that my relationships are at the end of this video. Seems an odd thing to end with, I think we need to rethink the layout a bit. Anyway, nothing important besides a few friends that will probably barely miss me. I haven't spoken to them much since graduation aside from commenting on each other's Facebook accounts. I'm not currently in a relationship with anyone.
No one can handle my crazy!